“Isn’t Java that C# clone?”
It has got to be something along the lines of, “Isn’t Java the same as JavaScript?”.
‘Any chance you can rewrite it in JavaScript?’
never say that “i can’t do it”.
“i never experience null pointer exceptions when i write *my* java”
Why java developers need eye glasses? Because they can’t csharp.
“Why is this program running so slowly?” 😉
“How to handle pointers in Java?”